I’ve been shrinking closets for almost a year now, starting right here with Vogue editors themselves. Since then, I’ve become something of a garment whisperer, a wardrobe therapist helping people relieve their spaces of clutter Gone are too many vintage white romantic blouses, Miu Miu clogs, and those deliciously butter-soft Balenciaga motorcycle bags from years past. Over the NFL Baltimore Ravens Snoopy And Woodstock Christmas Sweater moreover I will buy this past months, I’ve seen it all and heard all the stories—receipts from Fashion Weeks abroad, old passport photos, and even a signed Bob Dylan Styrofoam plate kicking around in a random vintage bag. Yes, that really happened. And yet, while I’ve sifted and schlepped other people’s things, I’ve never taken the time to actually shrink my own closet.